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Sun, Nov. 26th, 2006 10:45 pm
I've been bad

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I put money in machina's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I bought porn for box_of_sorrows (10 points). In January I gave flavored_glass a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-653 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Witherwings7

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cartoondoggy
cartoondoggy
Sara
Mon, Nov. 27th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In March I turned joesgreatheight in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last week michaelbradin and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to juicyjanna in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (273 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
cartoondoggy

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Haha! I love that I was eating brussel sprouts... seems so appropriate. I dont really see myself donating bone marrow to juicyjanna anytime soon though! :p


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machina
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Tue, Nov. 28th, 2006 03:56 am (UTC)

aww i was in la the other night and i needed a quarter for my parking meter! ha!


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box_of_sorrows
Box Of Sorrows
Fri, Dec. 1st, 2006 09:46 am (UTC)

Porn! Yay! :-D


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Fri, Dec. 1st, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)

I thought you'd like that :}

It was kinky porn!


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box_of_sorrows
Box Of Sorrows
Fri, Dec. 1st, 2006 10:53 am (UTC)

it certainly was, I had a very stiff neck after watching it (I'll leave you to run with the stiff jokes from this point!)...


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axe_girl
axe_girl
Dana
Fri, Dec. 8th, 2006 01:31 am (UTC)

Have you been dictating those poor Canadians again? Naughty naughty!


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