Agent 27 (witherwings7) wrote,
Agent 27
witherwings7

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I've been bad

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I put money in machina's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I bought porn for box_of_sorrows (10 points). In January I gave flavored_glass a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-653 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Witherwings7

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