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The Rattie Person is a special breed. They can withstand the (often)… - Robot Skeleton Army Minion #1983
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Tue, Jan. 3rd, 2006 10:13 pm
The Rattie Person is a special breed. They can withstand the (often) overwhelming smell of boy-rat pee with little to no nose-wrinkling. When guests complain and shy away from the sight of turds, the Rattie Person is quite alright with having one disposed of upon them. The Rattie Person is completely immune to (and indifferent toward) Yersinia Pestis and all cases of Horrid Sewer Syndrome, and feels only sympathy for those who aren't (and especially those who believe in it).

The Rattie Person loves tiny hands and feet. They love big, fat, orange carrot-tails that feel scaley to the touch. They love little whiskers brushing against their face as tiny hands pull gently at their lips and nibble on their chins. They love the sound of big yellow chompers grinding away in pure bliss; a cacophony of sound; a Rattie Orchestra. They love squeaks and hoots and Rattie Disputes, and understand that sometimes the last Yoggie is as precious as gold.

The Rattie Person understands hording. They understand that sometimes, expensive electronic wires just need to be chewed. The Rattie Person is often inclined to spend ludicrous amounts of money on soft fabrics but also understands, on the same hand, that they will be thoroughly destroyed. The Rattie Person does not underestimate the power of an empty toilet paper tube, or the importance of peas in a shallow pan of water on a hot day. Mostly, the Rattie Person has a healthy enough sense of self-preservation to know that it is Certain Death to remove the hammock from the cage.

But mostly, the Rattie Person is completely in love with their furry friends. They understand the need for these charming creatures to be loved and accepted in the face of ignorance and countless murder-contraptions that line the shelves of every hardware store. The Rattie Person will turn the other cheek when they take a $5 pet to the vets office and leave $200 poorer, with cries of; "Are you crazy!?" at their back. Your life with a Rattie Person will be filled with affection, acceptance, and all the toys and yoggies you could imagine. And in the end, they will hold your small, trembling body in their hands and stay with you until all the warmth has gone out of it.

stillaworm


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yodallama
yodallama
Jessi (Yoda to some)
Wed, Jan. 4th, 2006 07:00 am (UTC)

Aww that was so cute! I love rattie people..lol.

Speaking of loving rattie people, I've been trying to IM you but you haven't been online! I got your stuff today, thank you so much!!!!! I absolutely LOVE the llama! When I opened the box I like...yelped? Yelp/screamed, lol. Sami was like "WTF JESSI" I loooveee ittt!!! It's so soft and cuddly and I have named it Goatie. Because I have a teddy bear made of alpaca furr, and his name is Llama, and I have another stuffed llama I found in a thrift store a few years ago, and his name is Emu, so this one is Goatie ^_^ and he will sleep right on my bed with me because I love him so very very much. Thhannkk yoouuu!!!!!!


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Wed, Jan. 4th, 2006 07:06 am (UTC)

Goatie is a great name! I'm glad you like it :-D
My Yahoo name is Scaredykatratz
I'm always online but I don't sign into the messenger until around 10pm my time and usually log off around 3am my time. I'm almost always invisable but I'm usually reading FF ;P
I debated getting one for myself since i also like llamas ;)


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yodallama
yodallama
Jessi (Yoda to some)
Wed, Jan. 4th, 2006 07:13 am (UTC)

Ohhh ok. I added you to Yahoo, most of the time I only use it during the day, but occasionally I'll get on it at night too. ^_^


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axe_girl
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Dana
Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)

That's so beautiful. The last bit made me cry. Can I repost?


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 07:37 am (UTC)

Yes, just make sure to credit stillaworm since she wrote it


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axe_girl
axe_girl
Dana
Wed, Jan. 11th, 2006 11:29 pm (UTC)

Thanks! Credit shall be given.


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