Agent 27 (witherwings7) wrote,
Agent 27
witherwings7

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Weird Al really is a genius---an evil genius

I recall the time when they found those fossilized mosquitoes
and before long they were cloning DNA
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well believe me, this has been one lousy day

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit this is kinda eerie but this proves my Chaos Theory
and I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no!

I cannot approve of this attraction
cause getting disembowled always makes me kinda mad
A huge tyrannasaurus ate our lawyer
Well I suppose this proves, they're really not all bad

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T-Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things will harm me
cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no!

*roaring and screaming*

Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well this sure ain't no e-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way again
Oh no!
Oh no!

*loud and mighty roar*
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