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"The Saga Begins" A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away… - Robot Skeleton Army Minion #1983
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Tue, Aug. 23rd, 2005 12:48 am

"The Saga Begins"

A long, long time ago
In a
galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon
Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little
slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and
tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss
Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the
Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this
boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now
he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy
goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a
Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to
shave
But he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on
the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably
gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how
fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or
two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that
race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our
boy

We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader
someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his
mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a
Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would
want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the
tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that
prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance
to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because
Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just
stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"

He was
singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now
he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy
goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a
Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted
to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And
it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the
day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots
fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And
the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm
still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

And I was
singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now
he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy
goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a
Jedi"

We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader
someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his
mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

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yodallama
yodallama
Jessi (Yoda to some)
Tue, Aug. 23rd, 2005 04:05 pm (UTC)

Laho-saher. =P


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