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Sun, Jun. 19th, 2005 02:05 am
A friend emailed this to me

GEORGE W. BUSH'S MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Artery - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the study of paintings
Bacteria - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the back door of a cafeteria
Barium - - - - - - - - - - - - - - what doctors do when patients die
Bowel - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a letter like a, e, i, o or u
Caesarean Section - - - - - - - - - a neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan - - - - - - - - - - - - - -searching for a kitty
Cauterize - - - - - - - - - - - - - made eye contact with her
Colic - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a sheep dog
D & C - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - where Washington is
Dilate - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - to live long
Enema - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - not as friend
Fester - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -quicker
Genital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -not a Jew
G. I. Series - - - - - - - - - - - - - soldier ball game
Hangnail - - - - - - - - - - - - - -coat hook
Impotent - - - - - - - - - - - - - -distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - - - - - - - - - - - - - getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - - - - - - - - - - - a doctor's cane
Morbid - - - - - - - - - - - - - - --a higher offer
Nitrates - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - cheaper than day rates
Node - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -was aware of
Outpatient - - - - - - - - - - - - - -a person who fainted
Pap Smear - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a fatherhood test
Pelvis - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a cousin to Elvis
Post-operative - - - - - - - - - - - - a letter carrier
Recovery Room - - - - - - - - - - - -a place to do upholstery
Rectum - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - dang near killed 'em
Seizure - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Roman emperor
Tablet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - a small table
Terminal Illness - -- - - - - - - - - - getting sick at the airport
Tumor - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - more than one
Urine - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - opposite of you're out
Varicose - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - nearby
Vein - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -conceited

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cartoondoggy
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Sara
Sun, Jun. 19th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)

Very clever! I'm fowarding that one!


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axe_girl
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Dana
Mon, Jun. 20th, 2005 02:25 pm (UTC)

Your icon rocks my socks.


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cartoondoggy
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Sara
Tue, Jun. 21st, 2005 02:51 am (UTC)

Scrubs is the bestest show ever!


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