This is Legolas
Legolas is known for winning an award for his performance in Mighty Rat
He lives the good life; plenty of wine,
and a supermodel girlfriend.
Life was good.
Rat does loved him because he was so sweet
Rat bucks were jelous because the girls were mad over him
In fact a body guard got injured when a mob of does tried to get his autograph!
Basically Legolas was Rattywood's sweetheart.
But something changed.....
Legolas got sick of acting.
It didn't hold the same challanges anymore
Legolas got distracted by lovely young does
Who he spoiled with his mighty........Yogies stash
Legolas took a route that would eventually lead to his downfall.
He started a singing career.
and started impersonating Ratso Jackson, the King of Rattie Pop
The public laughed at him
Legolas started to lose his mind.
After awhile he looked into the mirror and thought he was.........
http://www.keeme.com/haggis/archives/joker.jpg in case the photo doesn't work
Today Legolas is getting help from his devoted human who loves him and lets him just relax.
Rattiewood is making a movie about his life.
Starring Belial Brando
Who won a Yogie Award
CAST OF CHARACTERS:::
Legolas as himself
Hermi, Ginny, Ariel, Lily, and Olivia as the adoring does
Fuzz as the supermodel girl friend
Apollo as the jelous buck
Weasel as the bodyguard
Muffin as the lovely young doe
Cirrius as the mocking crowd
Belial (a rat I ratsat and who has passed away) as Belial Brando
and making a cameo is the Joker as himself
This story is a work of fiction. Legolas is perfectly sane and happy. All rats, with the exception of Belial, are owned by myself. A note; that blue cage is used for quarentine. That toothy grin didn't hurt him. I just pulled his face a bit but no harm! He got plenty of snacks to thank him for letting me use his face as playdough ;)
And yes I am hyper :)