For the next eight days I will be living off juice, matza and creamcheese, and matza balls
Weird. My friend's page is in italics. And so is my type. I bet THIS post is in italics
The Seder just ended. It didn't take long. I ate. Ten matzaballs and some Smier matza. Yum! Had three glasses of yummy red wine (not that "dry wine" blech!)
I should't have had wine. Now I'm melting into a puddle of flesh. I also have a stomach ache from eating all those balls. It was worth it :D
Have I mentioned that I dislike my aunt? I take a strawberry to eat
"You aren't supposed to eat those now!"
"Because you're not!"
That's right. Yell at me for eating something when I shouldn't have and not knowing it.
Also I overhear her talking to my mom
"You shouldn't allow Sara to have rats. Dogs and cats are the only real pet. Anything else should be wild"
Also, mom told me that my aunt, the big scary animal rights activist, thinks that I am "wasting my money caring for a 'dumb rodent"
This coming from the big scary vegan, who went back to eating meat because "she couldn't get the right protein"
She also thinks zoos are evil even though these same zoos are keeping some species from being extinct.