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Sat, Feb. 28th, 2009 01:26 am
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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Sun, Mar. 1st, 2009 07:37 am (UTC)

Maybe it's because they brush? Zombies have no awareness other then to feed but vampires are aware, they can brush!
When you say 'canon', do you mean general vamp lore or Twilight?
It'd be like coffee, coffee stains your teeth so why not blood? I still think they have an awesome toothpaste us mere mortals don't know about.

With werewolves, it might be because they only turn once a month? So they only have about 10-12 hours a month of gnawing on whatever they find.

Haha, we're such geeks for actually seriously thinking about this. Oh well, I have no problems with that! :D


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weaz3l
weaz3l
Aleks
Sun, Mar. 1st, 2009 07:41 am (UTC)

I mean there are several different canons of vampire lore. Some believe they age when they don't drink. Some believe they just whither and die. Some just believe they get weak and ill. Nothing to do with Twilight because SMeyer would justify it with "The Vampires in my novels keep up with personal hygiene and shower and brush their teeth". However, brushing doesn't keep stains away forever. Like people who drink coffee and stuff even if they brush eventually they will have stains. Then again I guess they could just use whitening strips like everyone else too.

And still, say the werewolf lives to be 80 years old like a normal person. Say they were turned when they were like 18. That would still wear their teeth down by then wouldn't it? Or maybe they have special teeth since they're not like a normal wolf/dog/etc.


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