You sick fuck, you did it with a stapler! Fetish bitch!
Um, wtf? Only lj friends can text me so I really have no idea what the hell is going on.
I figured out that it was somebody texting me through aim. I wasn't logged in but it seems if somebody texts me and I'm not signed in on the computer it'll go to my phone even if I'm signed off there as well. I'm going to contact the aim people about it.