[2. DO YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE?] Nope
[3. DO YOU HAVE A FUNNY LOOKIN' BOTTOM?] I've got a shelf butt, I hate it.
[4. HOW OFTEN DO YOU SHAVE?] Every other time I shower (well legs at least, underarms are every time. Hooray for TMI!)
[5. DO YOU LIKE CANNED BEETS?] :x Ick
[6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTHER'S NAME?] Marsha
[7. WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER?] Mom, ma, HEY MOOSH! (when I was to annoy her, dad called her Mooshie. Rofl)
[8. DO YOU ENJOY HAVING SIBLINGS?] Eh, it's alright
[9. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY A BODY?] Acid bath or lime! rofl
[10. IF YOU COULD PICK A PARTICULAR PERSON TO BURY, WHO WOULD THAT BE?] Um...I don't think I should answer that on the grounds that the CIA would come after me *shifty eyes*
[11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF CIGARETTES?] Chocolate cookie cigarettes (I don't smoke)
[12. IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND OF, UM, SOCKS?] I hardly wear socks anymore, yay sandals! Meh, anything that fits my hideously fat feet
[13. IF YOU HAD A GUINEA PIG, WHAT WOULD YOU NAME IT?] I had guinea pigs and they had names already. If I had another guinea pig (not anytime soon!), I'd probably name it.....Crookshanks (if it were an orange piggy, rofl)...or Pigwidgeon! ROFL
[14. CAN YOU RECITE ANY LINES FROM THE MOVIE GHOSTBUSTERS?] Yeah, a few. "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!" and "We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"
[15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF KEYBOARD?] Don't have a favorite brand, as long and it's good.
[16. WHAT CELEBRITY DOES YOUR PERFECT MATE RESEMBLE?] Dan Radcliffe ;)
[17. WHAT BAND ARE YOU ASHAMED TO ADMIT YOU LOVE?] So, it should be a band that most people don't admit to liking? Uh...They Might Be Giants or Oingo Boingo (they rock!)
[18. DO YOU HAVE HAIR THAT GROWS IN FUNNY PLACES?] I have hair growing on my brain...not really
[19. DO YOU OWN ANY VINYL CLOTHING?] @_@ no
[20. DO YOU OWN ANY PARA-MILITARY GEAR?] I have my Grandfather's old army boots and cot.
[21. DO YOU OWN A FIREARM, AND IF SO, WHAT KIND?] A watergun ;D
[22. HOW MANY PIERCINGS DO YOU HAVE?] None anymore
[23. HOW MANY TATTOOS?] None
[24. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?] I'm Jewish but I'm not religious
[25. DO YOU BELONG TO ANY ALBANIAN ORGANIZATIONS WHATSOEVER?] Lol, that's such a random question.
[26. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU PREFER TO HUMP LIKE RABID MINKS TO?] Uh...
[27. DO YOU SPEAK SWAHILI?] I know a handful of words and it's actually one of the languages I really want to learn
[28. WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU DOMINATE AND OPRESS?] Italy, I'd bring back the Roman Empire! :D
[29. DO YOU WEAR MAKE-UP?] Lipstick mostly
[30. IN YOUR OPINION WHAT SEXUAL POSITION GOES WITH POLKA?] Rofl
[31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER?] Thomas Kemper Rootbeer.
[32. LIQUOR?] margaritas!
[33. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH YOUR TONGUE?] I can't do what Dan does! I can twist it and touch my nose with it.
[34. SPEAKING OF TONGUES...IF YOU WERE TO BE PAID 10 MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS TO STICK YOUR TONGUE UP A PENGUIN'S UNCLEAN ASS ON LIVE TELEVISION, WOULD YOU DO IT?] $10 mill? Is it terrible I'd actually consider it? >.>
[35. ARE YOU A GOOD SHOT?] At shooting? Only when playing videogames
[36. HOW ARE YOU WITH SHARP, POINT OBJECTS?] Whatever.
[37. ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE?] Hell no
[38. WHAT IS THE SONG IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?] It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (I have NO idea why)
[39. WHAT COLOR DO YOU HATE?] baby barf green and poop orange
[40. ARE YOU A CRACKER?] I am indeed a white girl
[41. WHAT ARE YOUR ETHNIC ORIGINS?] I'm a mutt! I know that I have Native American, Scottish, and German in me. Probably some more :P
[42. IF YOU COULD PICK ANY OTHER LANGUAGE TO SPEAK RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?] Gaelic...or Hebrew
[43. WOULD YOU GO TO ANTARCTICA?] It's one of the places I must visit before I die
[44. WHOM WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE UNDERGO A PAINFUL DECOMPRESSION?] ROFL, see the buried body question
[45. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DEAD BODY?] Yes
[46. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PEE?] Nah
[47. WOULD YOU EAT PEOPLE IF YOU WERE STARVING?] I can't answer that unless I actually got into the situation.
[48. WOULD YOU KILL THEM TO EAT THEM?] >.>
[49. WOULD YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF SO YOUR FRIENDS AND/OR LOVED ONES COULD LIVE?] Ewww, I'd have too much fat on me! I guess I would, thing is, would they actually do it?
[50. WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO FILL THIS OUT?] I'm bored