I can just see it now, I'll be walking my horse (Spirit if a boy and Epona if a girl) along the 405 freeway. Passing cars and saying "howdy" to the gawking drivers while tipping my London Fog hat in greeting. Then ambling into the sunset...on the freeway.
It'll be a grand site! Don't poke holes by pointing out the cost of a horse! I don't want logic, I just want my crazy scheme! Ahem! :D
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'll mozy back to editing my vacation photos.