Feb 25, 2000
"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
July 4, 2007
"I want to thank you for taking the time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."
Jan 4, 2002; at the dedication of his gubernatorial portrait
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."
Oct. 3, 2007
"You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
"I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."
-Sept. 20 2007 0.o