CATS VS. DOGS
Buy a dog a toy, and he'll play with it forever. Buy a cat a present, and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
--Alfred North Whitehead
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
--Sneaky Pie Brown (author Rita Mae Brown's cat)
Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.
The dog for the man, the cat for the woman.
Catsare the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time theyspend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea ofpersonal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats.
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.