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Sun, Aug. 19th, 2007 02:50 am
la de da


CATS VS. DOGS


Buy a dog a toy, and he'll play with it forever. Buy a cat a present, and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
--Anonymous

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
--Jeff Valdez

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
--Alfred North Whitehead

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
--Sneaky Pie Brown (author Rita Mae Brown's cat)

Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
--Unknown

A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.
--Mugsy Peabody

The dog for the man, the cat for the woman.
--English Proverb

Catsare the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time theyspend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea ofpersonal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
--James Gorman

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
--Robert Heinlein

Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats.
--Unknown

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.
--William Kunstler

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
--Mary Bly

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ravenqueen55
ravenqueen55
The Rec Ho...
Sun, Aug. 19th, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)

As someone who's owned numerous cats and dogs in her lifetime (and many other animals, having grown up on a farm), I can say, without a doubt ~ oh, so true!


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Sun, Aug. 19th, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC)

Haha, it is true! I've had cats, dogs, rats, rabbits, fish, birds, lizards, etc..and cats are superior and they know it! xD


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facecat
facecat
worst-case-scenario girl
Mon, Aug. 20th, 2007 12:51 pm (UTC)

'I love cats because I love my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.' - Jean Cocteau

Love them kitties.


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bellelvsbeast
bellelvsbeast
Officer Kelli
Thu, Aug. 23rd, 2007 06:43 am (UTC)

Yes, that's very true, that's why I prefer the company of dogs...;)


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box_of_sorrows
Box Of Sorrows
Thu, Aug. 23rd, 2007 12:06 pm (UTC)

I just bought 6 dvd's of Garfield cartoons :-D


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Aug. 23rd, 2007 12:10 pm (UTC)

:D

I have those on VHS tapes :)
I have all the comics, even the new ones which I'm not terribly fond of. Old school Garfield is where it's at.


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box_of_sorrows
Box Of Sorrows
Thu, Aug. 23rd, 2007 12:19 pm (UTC)

We had loads of them on video, my parents used to buy them for the kids, all the tapes are worn out now so I had a splurge on Amazon!


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axe_girl
axe_girl
Dana
Tue, Aug. 28th, 2007 06:09 am (UTC)

Grooming = roll in dead fish Y/N? Lawl at that, that is SO Roser all over. Once we went camping by a lake with her, every time we let her off the leash she would run out across the dried seaweed at the edge of the water and roll in a dead fish. We could never find it to throw it away, we were too heavy for the seaweed and there were oyster shells underneath. Ouch!


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