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Wed, Jun. 6th, 2007 10:30 pm
It's photo snark time!

I absolutely love doing these, so fun!




James Potter is wondering why the hell a cool and suave guy like him would wear these types of glasses. He's more of a 'square lens' type of guy.
Me:Seriously, James Potter wouldn't wear those glasses (I like those types of glasses, but James Potter? Please)


Trying out for the roll of Mrs. Scissorhands, we have Ms. Bellatrix Lestrange
Me: I want that dress!


And we're supposed to lust after these guys?
If you read OotP, you know that the girls lust over Firenze..and this isn't Firenze, it's most likely Bane, but I just wanted to point out that they are supposed to look more..human. Here is an example. :)


PWND


Umbitch: Now, like I said before, the safe word is 'kitty litter'
Harry: Kitty litter! Guys, helps!
Neville: This is wrong on so many levels
Hermione: Oh noes, Harry is supposed play naughty bondage games with me!
Ron: What?
Me: >:B


Ron: This is a big ass table, am I the only person whose feet touch the ground?
Hermione: I shouldn't have had all the cake, I need to go to the loo!
Harry: I feel like a wittle boy in his daddy's big chair!
Fang: Woof!
Me: Awww, Harry's feet don't touch the ground! Awww, Fang!


But why is the rum gone?
Me: Yes, I know she drinks sherry but it wouldn't be as funny.


Hermione: Harry, what kind of skin lotion do you use? Your skin is so silky smooth! Is it this smooth all over?
Harry: Er, Hermione we shouldn't act like this, supposedly you get with Ron in the books
Hermione: No wai!
Me: His lower lip looks so inviting.


Arthur: Basement Level 2 please Lurch
Lurch (Elevator man): Yes sir
Harry: I'm practicing my angry face for the rest of the movie since I'm ANGRY!HARRY in the book
Guy Behind Harry: I have a sock on my head, lolz!
Bearded Guy: I have an older brother named Nicholas who has a large range of House Elves up in his northern estate!
Me: Angryface!Dan is sexy


Mr. Weasley no! That's not a toilet!

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bellelvsbeast
bellelvsbeast
Officer Kelli
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:29 am (UTC)

You are so silly...;)
Firenz should have had a more "human" face and then I could maybe understand the girls all liking him...:)


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC)

Well that isn't Firenze but yes, the centaurs should look more human! I think that's Bane. At least they don't look like the centaur in Hercules!

I snark because I love :P


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bellelvsbeast
bellelvsbeast
Officer Kelli
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:54 am (UTC)

Yea he is still not so attractive, hehe..."Fantasia" taught us that centaurs have people fronts!! :)
Yea he was urgly...


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weaz3l
weaz3l
Aleks
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC)

...it's sad that when I saw that pic of Firenz I was like "Why is she posting pictures of the Taurens from World of Warcraft in a Harry Potter post?"...


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weaz3l
weaz3l
Aleks
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC)

And before anyone jumps me, yes, I realize Taurens look more like cows but for some reason when I was scrolling fast it looked like one to me.


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:42 am (UTC)

Agreed.


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 06:42 am (UTC)

I thought the centaur looked like somebody else! :P


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bageldelight
BagelDelight - Cause You Like It Crusty & Chewy
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 02:44 pm (UTC)

Ok...A) Harry is tied to the chair and Draco is IN THE ROOM! Slashfan's dream? I think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never mind this Harry/Cho or Ginny crap. Seriously.

B) I'm sorry, but I always imagined James as totally dashing, wealthy, playboy-ish pureblood. (Of course, I also see he and Sirius as, uh, more than friends. Ahem) And this James looks much more Huffle-puffy than hot and cruel and...well. I'd see the young Tom Riddle as more James than James. And honestly, the hair isn't obnxious and sticky-outy enough.

I know, when I cast the films, I can be a twit. :D But since you mentioned snark....:D


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 09:36 pm (UTC)

I know, for reals! Come on Draco, give in to those urges!

Agreed on that too, I pictured all suave like James Bond or young Sean Connery :P
Have you seen a picture of the young Marauders?! Pettigrew has his mullet! Can't he change his hairstyle? Sirius has the same shaggy hair he does as an adult. Not sure about Remus...
Young!Sirius and Young!James are not hot! I don't remember seeing Young!Remus so I can't say with him...Young!Snape is hotter!
I always thought that Remus and Sirius were getting it on ;)


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bageldelight
BagelDelight - Cause You Like It Crusty & Chewy
Fri, Jun. 8th, 2007 01:20 am (UTC)

Yay for HD slash...I was watching Sorcerer's Stone and muttering "meant to be, I'm telling you!" The husband rolled his eyes and my 8 year old sighed. "Mommy, they don't live in YOUR world...give it a rest!" Brat. :P

I could swear R and S were getting it on too. And James. Total 3some!


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Fri, Jun. 8th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)

Yay slash! Yay H\D!
I need to watch Philosopher's Stone again, haven't seen it in a few months.
Have you read Harry Potter and the Cubic Zirconium of Doom and Harry Potter and the Plumbing of Doom? It's a re-write of the first two movies in full out parody and snark. I laugh till I cry every time I read it and there's hints of the SLASH!

A definite threesome. Maybe that's why Peter went all Death Nibbler-y, he was jealous!


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masterofmercury
masterofmercury
She Who Has Porned
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 03:32 pm (UTC)

LOL picture snark. XD You're funny ♥

I...still can't get over Harry's military hair. *cries*


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 09:32 pm (UTC)

I snark because I love.

I don't Dan so much with that hair (though shaggy haired Dan is the best) but it just doesn't work on Harry. Maybe he got so mad one day he decided to shear it all off! Why Harry, why!?


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penguinsane
Mayhem
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 09:03 pm (UTC)

Angryface!Dan looks a little constipated.


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navi_glow
navi_glow
Kate
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC)

hehehe! This is the best one yet! I heart your snarks! You must do more! I do them for my sisters so I might post them in my lj :D


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witherwings7
witherwings7
Agent 27
Thu, Jun. 7th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)

I'll do more when there's another handful of OotP photos that just scream 'snark me' :D


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axe_girl
axe_girl
Dana
Wed, Jun. 20th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)

WTF @ that centaur, it looks like Spock!


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